He looked like the mexican version of Steve Carrell with a unibrow.
It usually only happens when Im really excited. Normally not that fast. You still enjoy it?
kill, fuck, marry: alice cullen, hermione granger, ginny weasley.
damn... fuck alice for sure, I feel bad but i think I have to say marry ginny... and kill hermoine! I can't believe I'm answering this right now.
i blame lastnights decisions on friday the 13th
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she read insantiy as in-nast-tit-ty and asked what the hell does that mean...
is he apposed to sex in general? or just porch sex?
you were sleeping on the floor, then you woke up and told me you were not comfy enough. You took the carpet in the bathroom put it in the bath and you slept there.
Talk me down man. Writing a paper drunk and about to buy Celine Dion's greatest hits.
I just saw that cheerleader from u of arkansas that I hooked up with over spring break on espn. My parents would be so proud.
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Exact words that were just spoken as she was on her 6th, yes 6th piece of bread: "I'm only eating the soft and chewy inside of the bread-I am taking the crust home to feed my turtles"
Hit a new low. I'm FB stalking him while he is lying in bed sleeping naked next to me. He fell asleep with FB still open and unlocked on his iPad.
Yeah, it was all very half-hearted. In the middle of sex we both just stopped and looked at each other and said, "can we just sleep instead?"
That is so sad.
My dick has a subreddit
Yeah I know my dick is weird, but I've surprisingly had a lot of fun with it.
Justin has passed out on the toilet in a locked stall. Stay tuned for pics.
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