Dude i fell asleep inside of her
thats awesome
just saw an old couple make out...not too sure how I feel about it. though I will admit at one point I was thinking "oh yeah! get that!"
So I hogged the stall at Denny's for so long that a little kid shit his pants and ran crying to his mother. Am I a terrible person for this being the proudest moment of my life?
Not only did I see you last night, you had me help you meet women by convincing them you were deaf and only I understood your sign language
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you kept screaming that dicks were growing out of your back and then you started crying cause they were so far from your vag
could you get any more awkward?
im keeping my plan b box as a souvenir of my first halloween weekend in college
this girl is having heart failure because she lost her feather...a gypsy blessed it in turkey. Not sure im high enough for this
So yeah she lost her virginity in a wheel chair with a broken pelvis. I'm still trying to figure out how I should feel about that.
Keep it up. It gets easier when you turn 21. Something happens in people's brains when they turn 21 and all of a sudden you have the power to drink constantly and abuse drugs and still graduate with good grades and your shit together. Im almost positive I read it in my freshman year bio textbook
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Can you get the drug form of snow for the blizzard this weekend?
don't judge my taste in strippers
i've now hooked up with two guys who have tattoos of their sister's names...so that's a reality i have to live with...
After we banged he volunteered to ducksit while I went to work. I think that's true love.
I fucked that choir dude last night. he had the most strangely musical moans. it was like a Sound Of Music porno.
You shouted “im bobby labonte!” In the process of shoutgunning a beer. He said you were too redneck for him...
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