OMG. Drunk.
I'm so glad you fill me in on these things.
Sorry. Must've been trying to twitter.
I just took a girl with a hip brace and crutches on a date. she obviously can't bone. is it rude to demand a blowjob?
I got my half for the rent already.I called the cops on the drug dealer neighbor and got a 500 bucks as a reward
I hate when laundry day is determined by the number of cum stains on my bed
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I have your camera. You have 35 naked pictures of me. you're welcome.
Just saw a tranny in a skimpy captain america costume walking around campus. Going to follow her. You gotta see this
Also I had a dream we made my birth control into a joint. What does that mean?
Bang-toberfest begins!!
I felt really bad for not letting her go in, it was like we were dangling lesbians in front of her
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Is there a greeting card for "I can't keep being The Other Woman"?
literally 50% of my time being 20 has involved my genitals thus far
I just spent 5 minutes saying how beautiful you are and you come back with dont get fat cause you have weird nipples.
Why are there 17 orders of shrimp lo mein in the bathtub?
A sultry night of tacos and sex sounds nice. Should I bring home milk?
i feel like the girl with kaleidoscope eyes except the kaleidoscopes are sparkly butt plugs
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