dude i just saw the hottest 13 year old but she was kinda ghetto.
She has 260 profile pics. In 260 she's ugly and in 255, she's making the peace sign with her hands...
My professors need to stop cancelling class. Bad things happen when I have too much free time on my hands. Bad things.
THERE IS PRACTICALLY A BEER FUCKING WATERFALL
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Congratulations, you are no longer the only person who has watched me drunkenly pee on their furniture.
You asked me to pick a color between pink and purple, and I said orange; you told me, "okay, that's a truth question". Then you asked if I had ever deep-throated a cupcake...I didn't even know what to say.
I asked him if we could hang out sometime when we weren't hammered. He said he'd email me his number... that's when I knew I was going to die alone
Some fat latino guy has these 2 fat white moms making out with each other on the dance floor
When you get home...find me in the shower. Only safe place at the moment.
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So I had sex in the woods today. Anything else that happened today? Irrelevant. It was a GOOD day.
It took me longer to finish the bottle of scotch we bought together on New Years than it did for her to meet a new guy and get engaged
Bitch are you kidding? 2016 is gonna be the year our pussies run for president
I feel like it should at least be like a "hey look I'm actually fine that I drunkenly gave you my virginity!" friend request.
I apparently tried to wax off my nipples.This explains the pain
I swear if you laugh while im moaning i will immediately stop and go home.
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