I cant believe I just managed to do a drug deal across the country for you...
He's fat, has man boobs, and is uncircumsized. I feel like I won the last woman on earth prize.
I want an alcoholic time machine so we could skip to new years eve
We had sex under a tree in his boss's backyard, then I hooked up with his best friend. I don't even care how I got home.
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No, i will not have sex with him again. It felt like he was trying to bulldoze his way through me. My vagina is on strike.
He wants me to hook up with his fiance while he watches. Text you later with how it goes.
It was like getting a handjob from a frost giant
That man deserves a slow clap... He defied the power of the vagina
Then that is decided. Fuck away my little bunny rabbit.
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She called it a palate cleanser. She and her friend dike it out once a year before returning to dick
Together or do they pick up? How far do they go? IS AN AUDIENCE PERMITTED? GODAMIT ANSWERS MAN!!!!!!
I just watched a porn called gay of thrones and I think I've reached a new low in my life
My farts smell like burning tires and false courage
Is it bad that I'm not at all bothered by the fact that to some people I'm simply known as the girl that takes her shirt off?
Drunk me says 72 hours of Mexican Viagra and room service.Sober me says we stopped being lovers for a reason after the last lost weekend.
momentary stint on a second floor library computer...guy next to me snorted blue adderall off his notebook through a cut straw, i cant tell if this guy is my hero or just plain crazy...
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