I wish I was that guy from the miller light commercials so I could walk into parties and take peoples beer without getting yelled at
no ping pong balls so we're playing beer pong with an ornament. you can't tell me that's not festive.
doing shots has become such a natural thing to me that i just instinctively swallowed listerine
She compares her life to Teen Mom. She's 28.
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Should I feel bad that my boyfriend pays for my birth control and his friends get to reap the benefits?
How do you leave a condom wrapper under my mom's pillow...
This may not be the best moment to laugh, but I am.
Strip clubs just aren't as fun when a man tries to drunkenly grind on you.
I seriously want to say to him "Do you know how many blow jobs you could have gotten this summer?"
He literally said I should watch game of thrones while I was blowing him like is this the conversation you want to be having right now
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apparently I like to do this thing where I wear pretty dresses and then pee on things on public. Picture proof. Four times last week.
I just jerked him off with one hand while holding my wine glass with the other and watching Congo. I feel like this was a preview to my married life...
I just had a random tinder dude give me a ride home from school because my car is dead. Tinder rules! It's like Uber, but with boys who want to impress you.
If you had a good reason for throwing the toaster at the wall, now's a good time to tell someone. My parents are on their way back and you know my dad and his pop tarts.
They left me at home... I'm a liability
scotch tastings during the week is a baaad idea. i woke up w no pants but wearing my winter coat
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