I never thought that I'd hear someone utter the words, "I need another studded belt." I was wrong.
A freshman just referred to Home Improvement as 'tim the tool man show'. People born after 1990 are not people.
It's not a good night until someone eats a bagel covered in face mask thinking it's cream cheese
Just thought to myself "I should practice shotgunning a beer before Wednesday." I don't think my GPA is going to like this semester.
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I just took my birth control with Redi-Whip. I'm that girl.
I don't feel bad about fucking old guys. That's what I want. It's what I likeeeeee.
Ugh. Lets go crawl into a dairy-gluten-chlamydia free hole somewheres.
It's a whole movie about Joseph Gordon-Levitt watching porn and having sex... I NEED to own it..
you can only text me tonight if its in drake lyrics. thats the rule
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I danced with a french guy who licked the sweat off my neck and poured a drink on me. Not gonna lie, that shit was refreshing
That's why my New Years resolution was no more blondes. They're all bad news
You've slept with someone mentioned in the NY Times, that officially makes you the most famous person I know.
Give it up bro. I’m not wearing pants or a bra and only an act of god could change that
WE JUST PASSED A FUCKING SPACE SHIP! NOT JOKING! A REAL FUCKING SPACE SHIP! THIS IS NOT THE DRUGS! SPACE! SHIP!
You date? I thought you just hooked up with your TAs
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