That's your vagina. No one goes out and burns it
he's the Salvador Dali of pubic shaving
it actually wasnt that awkward...i planned on saying hello and walking away..then she asked if i wanted to go to lunch and i looked at her chest and said absolutely
I fell asleep with crest white strips on and ate one...
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Some guy just stopped me in the bar and asked if I had a shot named after me at another bar called God damn my VaJana hurts? He already knew my name was Jana so I couldn't deny it!
Wait. You NEVER used a Dizzy Doodler pen as a vibrator?!?
"Little drunk?" Honey you were "livetweeting" Sublime's "Sublime" album while it was playing in his car, and at one point you said you hoped they play Santeria. "Little drunk" doesn't cover it.
Love these next 4 months. Wake up from a college football hangover and get to put your hand down your pants and watch NFL football all day.
If you hear a loud thud and smell ozone, I may have been electrocuted.
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I had tater tots and weed with a stripper at 4am who compared the size of my boob to her head because fuck you my life rocks
There it is. Caramel-coated dick. Someone is getting a yeast infection later.
At one point in the night, as we were running from the cops, I clearly remember you yelling "little gnomes are tickling the insides of my body!" ...that high.
I’m on my third beer doing poppers in the shower to no doubt
Angels sing when his face is between my thighs. I came 3 times before he even came up for air.
That's true. Ask me when I'm not fucked up. Nvm hold on. Btw. Wikipedia dinosaur. It's fascinating
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