dude you apologized to her after she called you stupid. you were like "no i'm sorry, you shouldn't have to be around stupid people, it's my fault"
I dk what to do with this kid he is like legitimately interested in my life.
So this shipmate of mine somehow managed to throw up in his back pocket.
Homecoming wouldn't be the same without all the drunk old people puking on the street.
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We are gonna be 90 years old in wheelchairs at the nursing home sitting at computers poking each other and waiting for the other to die so we will have the last facebook poke.
There was blood everywhere. She was pretty good looking person though.
And there are taco shells on the ceiling fan
There are now half chewed girl scout cookies plastered to my windshield. Do you know anything about this?
My neighbor is on the his front porch in a robe dipping a popsicle into what appears to be vodka. I want to be his son.
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I obviously couldn't but this on your fbook wall. I would get judge. I would willingly get tbagged by him. You can quote me on that.
well his nickname is liver of steel so it makes sense that his balls follow suit. tell him i say sorry
A few days ago I apparently came up, asked her to make me soup, and handed her a can of coconut milk.
That's a lot of people she's fucked in one picture.
why is "bang the student affairs grad assistant" the third highest thing on your semester goals list
Have you ever forgotten how to pee? I did last night. Standing in front of the urinal with dick in hand. WTF were we drinking???
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