But if ***** wants to get filthy... Tell her to throw a text my way ;)
He had some BAD nuttage
Nuttage?
It's like cleavage......... but different
"tonights gonna be a goodnight" was blasting at the club while i was screaming "NO ITS NOT" and crying. How do you think it went?
there should be a relationship option on facebook "stillllll in a relationship"
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Just had a nice conversation with my landlord while cleaning your puke off my car
Also, did that cop draw hearts on everyone's hands last night?
His penis without viagra is what breaks my heart.
On another note, why did I wake up wrapped in bubble wrap. I can only assume it was for my own safety
I'm not drinking cause I'm like 4 vodkas away from a boom box and Peter Gabriel.
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Waiting to interview and found a beer in my purse from last night
I'll be in SoCal at my bachelorette party, aka embracing a fireman covered in KY and chocolate shavings.
So I'm not dead, but close call. I think I can handle one more bar.
Every time I download Tinder again, I hate myself a little more.
When I told the bartender it was my 21st birthday, he looked at me all pissed and said "But you've been drinking here as 21 for the past 2 years.." How do you THINK the night went?
So I take it free shots were a no after that?
I know her cup size but not her name....
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