when a girl feels in her heart, the way she feels in her vagina, anything is possible.
Also, I'm sewing my entire Halloween costume by hand. I better get laid at every single party I go to.
You know why I moved here? No public intoxication law. A cop just helped me from my bent over vomit pose, asked if I was ok, and gave me a ride home.
i'll prob lay in bed. its weird not having to track my wallet down, its become such a weekly habit. i suddenly have so much free time
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we just got kicked out of the mexican restaurant. i have a full pitcher of margarita's hiding under my coat.
This is going to be the summer remembered forever as the giant 3 month long mushroom trip.
Im just saying it can't be that bad if he drove himself to the er. We'll head that way when we finish playing scattergories
Yes but that point is quickly negated bc u should never have to search more than one room to find your underwear.
I figure a girl that drinks as much as I do should always have pregnancy tests on hand
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I ate her out in the bathroom and she did my makeup. Man i love being a lesbian
No fair. I need a fuck buddy to entertain me till the power comes back on
At least you didn't wake up next to your professor who then proceeded to cancel class via phone while still inside of me.
I'm sorry about the spring break comment. I won't make anymore pornos, I promise.
Her hot older sister walked in on us, looked me up and down, then stared straight at her and said "I call sloppy seconds on this one" then left. I'm still debating on how I feel about that.
What's the point of having a gay best friend if he doesn't play with your titties?
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