The bird has been looking kind of ugly lately...gotta look nice to fly with the hawk ya know?
i just saw some one pass a baby through the drive-thru window at dairy queen.
We should probably avoid doing this again, but hey it was a nice one time thing to tell the grandkids about... Hopefully they don't end up being YOUR grandkids.
well he has a gf so if he picks me up tonight i'll only him finger me
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I really need to stop coming home drunk and lint rolling my rabbit.
We could make it a date. Dinner and a show. The show being my nipples getting pierced.
I dont know why the TSA people are looking at me wierd. I mean there is no way i am the only hungover college girl here with nine tally marks on her hand and last nights glitter on her face
We found her on the trampoline. She told us she was jumping so she could puke & rally. I think I want to marry her.
Burnt myself on soup.. consencus go back to hospl. they will lov me. twins in one nigh. still hve band on. fuck
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it was like a shit fog rolling out of the east to encompass me and have it's way with me
Oh by "being festive" I mean make tacos for dinner.
EW HE LOOKS LIKE SOMEONE'S DAD
I am rewearing my dress from last night. I only wore it for like two hours before fucking. And I took it off first so no cock contact. This is my new standard of cleanliness.
Also I just took the BEST ass selfie of my adult life.... it's gonna be a good day haha
I kept my extra Molly pill in my wallet in the change part, that's also where I keep my body jewelry while I'm working. The nose ring punctured the pill essentially coating itself in MDMA. My nose ring is back in my nose. This could be entertaining
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