where are you?
in the room with the baby pig
k im coming soon
ask if his dick looks like a sausage. alex's bro told me that's a sure sign. btw took pain pills. maybe shouldn't listen to me.
alright got my week's quota of sex in, ready for modern warfare 2
they pretty much knew i was there to get drunk and fuck their daughter
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Currently coming up with judgment, the game. Works well on buses, will probably be more entertaining in bars.
These shoes are like walking on sunshine and labias. So soft and squishy
I swear to god, if you fuck the hot one you're paying me back for the shot I just bought her
If you had been home 20 minutes ago, you probably would've caught me masturbating, so it might be for the best.
Stop getting drunk and running away. I can'tell chase you. Iim in heels and have big boobs. Running is a bad idea for me.
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Funny story... I got into my car and my porn started playing over my Bluetooth.
I feel like a grown up and it scares me so I'm hiding out in the bathroom stall and messaging you
Sex on the trampoline with your two best friends cheering you on: PRICELESS.
Don't worry about us we're making Mac and cheese
MAC AND CHEESE ABORTED, WE HAD FIRE
I learned the hard way a garbage bag will not save you when jumping from a tree at 2am
I thought I was at a rave until the paramedics started chasing me. You win again tequila.
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