I was about to watch some really classy porn. Title was ravenous for dick. I didnt know pornstars knew ravenous was a word.
He was a bulldog and my face was like rare meat. Never again with the drunken ones.
I can trace it back to that drunken night where we peed on each other in the shower.
She is singing the swedish chef song and throwing utensils. I love this place
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Sometimes I envy you, when I'm not praying for your soul.
All you have to do is speak. Your voice reverberates strait to my vagina.
He's basically me if I was an 8-yr-old boy. It's like looking into a pudgy terrifying mirror
My goal this weekend is to get a number that goes with the penis I take him.
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Currently at a fetish club with a set of swings (don't ask). Having flashbacks to the park by my house
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She's like a solid nine. Well maybe not a tomorrow morning nine, but she's a nine right now and trying to take me home.
You can't call dibs on the bed... every time you party you KO in the bathtub
Next time I try to break into the police station drunk, please stop me.
So I considered mediating this morning and instead I master-bated...same thing right?
That moment when you're in a room with 3 guys and know how big their dicks are. Then you are married to the one with the smallest dick.
You just missed an honest to god bukkake
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