She vajazzled her vag. It was as useless as putting earrings on chewbacca
I don't understand how she could dump me AFTER we had shower sex. I'm fucking great at shower sex
okay just a general question, but if i got arrested, who here would bail me out. this is important.
I just invented spray cheese vodka. tastes real nasty but does the trick.
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Bathtub drinking tim. I have no pool so I work with what I have
I just don't do feelings in the summer months.
He was my shower sex Sherpa last night. And we both made it safely up the mountain.
Whiskey and an unstable home life is apparently the fountain that 20-something boys like to drink from.
No more jager for that guy. He jacked the neighbor kids big wheel, rode around making jet noises, then passed out behind the wheel and rolled it and broke his wrist
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You're an asshole. I don't want your dick as my background. I'll look like I have a thumb fetish.
I just want to be covered in whipped cream and spanked, is that too much to ask?
The body is still out there. I don't think my trainer realized when he asked me not to drink for 24 days, how often I see dead people
I woke up next to him with nothing on and my thong around his neck. I just put my clothes on and left, but he still has my thong.
People probably think I’m a fangirl bc I go to so many shows but it’s really bc I like fucking the tour manager
Also, in case they didn’t tell you… there is a chicken living in your old room… so I would assume cleaning that is now on them
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