I just accidently tagged myself in the picture of the 16 year olds spreading their legs in bikinis. Failure.
wow... just woke up to find out that the OJ we used in my bong last night was poured back into the carton
franzia sundays are my new favorite holiday
you went around and groping mens pants to see "which was worthy" of you to go home with.
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just stole 2 cases of forties from some freshman in the woods by pretending to be a cop. that ten dollar spotlight is really turning a profit
totally worth getting kicked out for trying to throw my drink on lindsay lohans ankle bracelet.
Dude, I fucked her last night with nothing but my bandana on. Like straight Indian chief style.
There's a treasure map on your stomach. Treasure may or may not be the clothes you lost...enjoy
It started with jello shots. It ended with tears.
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Black out Jordan is making huge strides. I didn't even pee on anyone or anything last night.
You can see my drunken state get worse with each picture
mom had to come pick me up from the hotel. I crawled to her car. She told me the entire way home if I puked in it I was going to lick it up. Like high school all over again...
Well supposedly when the cops came, they say I tried to get them in a conga line like Jim Carrey in The Mask. So....yea
His pet bird was perched ON HIS DICK.
Woke up with a $100 bill from the Philippines in my bra & an unopened box of sour patch kids next to me. I have some questions.
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