id fuck shawn from boy meets world only if we could name the baby topanga.
You know its going to be a good homecoming when you beer bong a mimosa at 6am.
Last night I dipped into my beer fund to pay for groceries. SINCE WHEN ARE MY PRIORITIES SO WHACK???
He posted on my wall. Idk if I'm ready for that big of a commitment.
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I don't even know what beauty is right now. I wouldn't even pity fuck me today.
Feeling better?
I can stand long enough to do the dishes finally. Been trying that all day.
My liver is begging me not to go, but sadly enough for him my feet and hands control me getting there.
I just remember being in the bathroom alone cussing out the bunny
Dude. I realize why I got sick. 8 shots three beers in an hour. Plus I ate an expired lunchable earlier.
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That is romantic
Well sometimes you just gotta put your dicks and pizzas together to show you care
I've started brushing my teeth at 6pm, because honestly alcohol is the only thing I consume after that
Either he pets my cat or this deal is null
I see myself subsisting on tequila for the next several days.
you woke me up at 1am last night high on cough syrup to tell me jay z was an idiot for cheating on beyonce
Bitch got stabbed in the eye. With a fork. Wait for it... At church. I was the only one at a party interested in her story. Only in the south
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