i think my mom watched the whole time
you missed a midterm to shack? WOW. How desperate are you?
Oh no, it isn't official until she poops.
i just got offered coke by a strung out pilot. my night just got a lot more interesting.
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Just saw a guy at the gas station legitimately dressed in exactly what my costume was last night. Fuck his life.
At one point we asked the guy to play "the lion sleeps tonight" with his bagpipes. Best version ever.
He puts stickers to promote his new shirt company in every sack he sells. He's like the donald trump of weed
I dont think punching her boob is the type of reverse psychology that will get her to blow you.
I'm at the point in my life where I'm trying to get guys I've fucked to give a ride to guys I'm going to fuck.
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you can't tell me it's over and send me pics of you and your cat?
it was either a cry for help or you were gargling vodka. we didnt care either way.
That sad moment when even your drug dealer lands a summer internship and you don't...
We did it in the bar bathroom and the bathroom attendant sold us a condom. I love Nashville
I'm sitting here with a band aid on my labia, this is a first
I thought it turned out lovely. You got to see me almost naked and I got to be stoned to the point I was content with
Wtf when were you almost naked??
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