Last night was def like the makeout party episode of full house
You were so drunk last night you typed www.face.come/cheese.com as if you were logging into facebook.
Let's just be mature adults about last night and never speak of it again.
Yeah I'm about to go down a waterslide that comes out a 2nd story window. I love college.
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I threw up in the bar parking lot and yelled THIS IS MY FUTURE.
I had to have the guy I went out with last night come pick me up from the hotel the next morning after I ditched him for a firefighter..don't even talk to me about a walk of shame
i don't know how to react to you in a diaper crying and calling a football 'sadie'.
If my dick was big enough to fuck the eye of a hurricane, I would.
I also have bagel bites. I know that's not as big an incentive as the cocksucking but.....
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I wore Yonce braids out last night and made out with a man and a woman #bowdown is right
I think this Canadian beach volleyball player might be my soulmate. We could check each other's shoulders for melanoma.
All I know is that I got to have an orgasm yesterday during sex so nobody can put a damper on my day, NOBODYYYYYY
You were only speaking with either thumbs up, thumbs down, or high fives haha
apparently i ended up downloading "thats amore", giving him head, and singing it... all at the same time
The fact that you cheered yourself on while you puked saying it was your first college puke, blacked out, and sang taylor swift to the toilet confirms the fact that we are related. I've never been more proud.
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