my friend just told me "I dunno what u r doing but keep doing it cuz it makes u look fabulous"
LOL that's cool. Guess u r gonna have to keep doing me
If a girl is wearing Ed Hardy from head to toe, does that make her a douchebagette?
Just saw a girl in a wheelchair puke then rally. Diversity matters.
: am i supposed to send the mass text 'merry christmas!' to my booty calls too?
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well i was about to unbutton his pants but then i realized they had an elastic waste-band, so no, that didnt happen
Currently doing my walk of shame down a floating dock. No more guys who live on a boat EVER AGAIN
MASS TEXT! MASS TEXT! Your sad horny friend has finally gotten it in and can go back to being normal once again. You're welcome.
Are some dicks heavier than others? Random question as I'm feeling mine.
Judge me all you want, but while you are stuck at home eating Ramen and tap water, I will be dining with some guy who, although might be the same age as my father, is filthy rich.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I know it basically makes me the worst feminist ever, but I don't want to kill my own spiders. And I will pay my personal spider hit man with sammiches and unlimited , uninhibited access to my vagina.
Shouting "one vagina to rule them all" was probably not the best way to meet our best mates fiance
I figure even if it starts out as just sex I can bang him into loving me
For now I'm a single mom monday-thursday and a drunk looking for dick the rest of the week
Um I got a ride home from the bar with two random boys and one tried to bang me on my parents riding mower
Man the amount of drugs being done at a wedding with a bunch of surgeons was disturbing
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