I drove to Chevron at noon and the Hatian lady goes "Oh, nothing to drink yet white boy?"
i jus dunped the rest of my drink down the sink and tool my bra off. pretty sure this is the best decision for everybody.
I'll be a little late, "getting ready for the party" turned into "smoking a bowl and doing lines in my room for an hour and a half." But I'm on my way now. With coke. And weed.
Sorry I fell asleep again. I'm in the shower now. Door is unlocked. Condoms are in my desk. I want your game face on for when I get out.
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after last halloween when i met that 26yr old guy from russia who was hot until we madeout and he became obsessed with touching my forehead after the ecstasy he did and then tried to sell me pills from an m&m mini container, i think im staying away from parties downtown
He keeps telling me he's gonna get me dope for my birthday. 1. HELP ME. 2. HOW IS THAT AN ACCEPTABLE BIRTHDAY PRESENT. Also, please HELP ME.
It's funny that when I fall down as an adult I'm so much happier no one saw than that I'm not seriously hurt.
He started to lick a stick of butter and was calling it Jennifer.
Called my house today and my 10 year old brother answered and asked if I was still in jail
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well I got an eye infection from a stripper motorboating me but overall it was a great weekend
Consider yourself lucky. If I ever run into my ex, all I'll be able to think is, "I let you pee on me and lead me around on a leash."
He was trying to break into my apartment to get the coke he left last night, didn't engage parking break, so the van started rolling. yup, it's broken.
This is random but I just wanted to thank you for all the things you taught me sexually in life.
Just puked most of my soul out..
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