Worst part of St. Paddy's...me drunkenly crying to a U2 cover band.
Way too hungover to be taking this many family pictures
Things got a little weird when he fired up his homemade flamethrower in the living room.
Vodka infused whipped cream. Shit just got real.
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Besides the whole peeing blood for a week thing, it was the best sex of my life.
Seriously this night has "go home now before you cry, puke or scream on someone" written all over it.
Yes. I feel like complaining about sex all the time with a 21 year old might be punishable by death of the sex gods so I try not to
She just tricked me into telling her the balance of my 401k... She's like a gold digging jedi mind trick ninja
We need a bunch of roses, some chocolate, 2 cops, a mariachi band, and a thermometer
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Sending out old nude selfies with the message "#tbt"
Bitch are you kidding? 2016 is gonna be the year our pussies run for president
He fucked me while wearing his night time breathing machine mask. Does this mean I joined the dark side and he is Darth Vader?
I started carrying sissors in my purse to open plan B with. Both ashamed and proud.
I've got five complains from the landlord about she being too loud during sex in two weeks I'm marrying her
I'm sorry you had to knock him out on your birthday. But that also means I won the bet that you'd hit someone so you owe me 40. dollars
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