Where did you get a picture of my penis
Five girls, one freshman pledge. We're like our own Make A Wish Foundation.
as it turns out, there is no "i was in the pool" excuse for adderall-induced shrinkage.
If the world would stop letting me feel invincible I would probably stop doing this shit.
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Stories of my weekends have cause divorces, are you sure you wanna hang out?
I'm in this weird masturbatory haze making onion rings. If you want to come over we can eat these suckers and play TF2.
Why don't we hang out more often?
WAIT DID YOU MAIL ME A KITTEN
WAKE UP!!! We have 20 minutes to get to class. That means we only have 10 minutes to get drunk.
Stripper just cleaned my glasses with her nipple...
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I'm gonna send you a dick pic now just so your uncomfortable at work
Oh and Dustin informs me I'm a legend amongst the freshman, if you were wondering about my street cred
Shirley Temple died. We owe it to her to get dirty shirley wasted.
Yeah she let me pull the goalie and wear my USA flag like a cape since it was the first day of the world cup
I was trying not to blow up your phone, but I'm so horny I think I might die
AND ONCE AGAIN THE HENNESSEY MAKES ME A SUPER SAIYAN
Oh for fuck's sake, is that why the couch is in the pool???
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