So there are ramen noodles in the shower you need to explain...
yea pretty sure we followed the trail of your spaghetti-o vomit to find the car
he said he wants to do me james and the giant peach style. im afraid of what that means. but moderately excited. wish me luck.
you should be back in the room by now but just so you know. you passed out at the black jack table and they wheel chaired you out. strip club in about 45 minutes. game face bro.
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Hey please buy toilet paper today. Plastic grocery bags are starting to hurt now
The milf did the body paint, come to the bar
I FOUND AN AUSTRALIAN THEY CALL VOMMING 'RAINBOW SNEEZING' I'M NEVER LETTING HIM LEAVE EVER
Anyhow, I am sorry for being obnoxious about wanting more sex and forcing you to eat lunchmeat off of my ginormous nipples. I knew that you weren't going to succumb to my pushy demands
He just texted me saying "you've got a face that suggests you give really good head". Is this a compliment? Do I say thanks?
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No you don't understand. This tree is really alive. Like in Pocahontas.
I smoked out of two pipes at the same time while my friends wielded the lighters last night. It felt like I graduated to the next level of stoner.
You should just construct a mini-city, actually. Then destroy, photograph and post. Who could turn down a dick that conquered a whole city? Craigslist personals wont know what hit it.
Amnesty Wednesday? I'm free to do dirty things to you and you can't laugh or judge?
I'm surprised this is your first encounter with pepper spray. surprised, and somewhat proud.
i dont know how or why im in the gym right now, but theres a hot cop, a guy i hook up with, and his hot friend. this can only lead to every fantasy i ever had.
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