I just used 'come play with my balls' as a legitimate booty call attempt. And it worked.
Oh come on. There's no way I was the only female choir student taking shots in the back room.
you kept looking at stripers and saying " Go to College"
I swear the pregnant cashier was jealous when I bought my plan B
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Can I just put my face in your boobs and forget the world?
I have dibs on his crisis of faith.
All I remember is passing out with an umbrella over my head and waking up screaming bad luck for seven years
Its ok. Im having a low day. About to mix cake mix with milk and drink it.
Today is going to be the longest game of "was that a fart, or do I need to go wipe?" I have ever played. Maybe the most challenging too.
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I didn't mind you coming over, just I'm quite sure most booty calls don't involve a scavenger hunt...
Go have fun. I'm gonna go shower off the regret.
My Dicks been hard all day. Poor guy isn't used to vacation being over
I signed the divorce papers. Can I get a blowjob now?
HIGH AS FUCK. JUST WATCHED THE TRIPPIEST VIDEO EVER. IM NOT SCARED OF PANDAS. I GOTTA GO. TRIPPIN AGAIN
If everyone felt the happiness from apple crown royal we would be in a better place
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