Dude, she had a vegina. I felt like Indiana Jones cutting a path through the jungle.
drank two beers while on the toilet at home during lunch break. new high or new low, not sure
You took shots of captn out of a empty percocet bottle, i just saw you fall threw the floor of rock bottom.
So i've def seen the girl running for student body VP getting fingered in a bar.
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Ryan just walked out of his frat house with a case of beer, a 6 dollar bottle of vodka, and a pillow. He's good to go.
Oh my god, I hid a wine bottle in my boot.
I'm drinking with 3 chicks and 1 gay dude. 100% chance I'm getting laid and 75% chance I'll enjoy it.
having someone tell me to "prepare my vagina" is not really something I want to hear..
If I ever mention marriage force me to Brazil to do coke and strippers until I die.
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Can we do a version of last night where I actually remember shit?
Pretty sure I was high. I thought there was music coming out of my makeup bag.
When and where the fuck did we get a beach ball??
That's actually very serious....I really do think of you whenever is see pizza
I woke up and saw that my last google search was "Bacon neck".
Im so unlucky if I fell in a barrel of dicks, I'd come our sucking my thumb
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