It's more exciting when they aren't single....and even better when you have to pretend that you just slept with their roommate while trying to do the walk a shame as their girlfriend comes marching into the apt.
Im not the least bit jealous of the life you lead.
she came over and started getting naked and said its not like i came over to just hang out
youve hit the jackpot
he wanted me to dress up like someone from lord of the rings. I dumped him.
I don't understand why we need a holiday to become more aware of boobs...
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i kinda regret how quickly i gave it up to him, but i just wanted the regular fucking to begin soon. ah we made good memories.
Now he's lighting his socks on fire
i feel like the wall was a canvas for his penis.
I really don't want to. I just don't know how to nicely say "dude I'm having a rough time in life right now and I just need to dress like a stripper cop, get shit faced, and have dirty crazy sex"
How do I discreetly dispose of sex toy packaging that is recyclable? What to do...what to do?
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Dude, I lost my shirt, and my doorknob is gone. I'm not sure which I should find first
If he can't cook well I'm just gonna buy a RealDoll and twenty cats and live my own fucking life
You FaceTimed me to show me he was sucking your tit
Your next boyfriend should be from MENSA...you're so smart, it's intimidating as fuck. My penis retracted in fear.
I just had to explain to my grandma what a reach-around is. Too far..
sex on a bike is impossible
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