Tell your boobs to stop staring at me.
its raining. im dressed as yoda and im trick or treating alone. and i wonder why im still a virgin..
Just walked by a guy on campus YELLING 'Im still hammered'
She took a break from repeating "my face is still buzzing!" to say that the phantom of the opera could be here
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someone just sent me a bong wrapped in christmas paper in the mail. signed 'santa'.
Turns out getting tied up to two door handles and forced to repeatedly cum is actually a really good ab workout.
What a dumb baby whore.
Might be time to reevaluate my life. Banned from red roofs inns. Apparently I puked in ice machine. 3 hotels in a year.
So what happened? Or does sex + ramen pretty much cover it?
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I am the Angelina Jolie to his Billy Bob Thorton. We just don't work.
This is what we get for finishing a whole box of Franzia by ourselves
You drunk? Cause I have a terrible idea...
Truth be told it's significantly easier to get over someone when they file a police report on you
No I will not paint you for Mardi Gras in town. It is going to rain and you don't need another ID charge
she was sitting with her tits completely out.. on the kitchen floor..eating pickles by the handful... rapping mac dre... and then lit up a cig and continued...that drunk
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