doug butabi!
steve butabi!
hotties wanna shake it
i wish exes would disappear into a world where we never have to deal with them again, and they can just create drama for each other. Then if they wanted to talk to us, they would have to apply to get a "visa" to come back to our world.
oh great. kentucky is ranked #1 in the country for child abuse. go us.
I don't think the cop knew you were on ecstasy until you asked for a back rub.
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I have bruises everywhere. I think I took "the drinks are strong" as more of a challenge than a warning.
Got so drunk in South Padre some guy put me on a suitcase trolly and pushed me to my room. I flashed my boobs as a tip.
It was a perpetual wrestle for who got to be on bottom. Laziest hookup ever.
SOME BITCH AT THE HOSTEL STOLE MY NUT BUTTER THERE WILL BE BLOOD
Okay, tomorrow we'll have a day of life-sorting and plasma-selling.
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There has been a song made about you fucking his roommate.
It's destiny.
I think the best course of action at this point is to cut his balls off to get him to stop reproducing
This country song on the radio just had a rap break. What. No. Why.
I just got high and swiffered the bathroom floor....2 for 2 on brilliant life ideas
His eyefucking isn't even normal eyefucking; it's eye anal.
Would it be inappropriate to meet you at the airport after your family vacation so I can tell you all about the amazing sex I have been having?
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