Three 40's of Mickeys, is no excuse to be naked at Baskin Robins.
I just cleaned your Jaeger vomit off my car with a knife. Don't ever say I don't love you.
Drinking games this Saturday as usual although the ice cube tray game is banned due to last weeks incident
DUDE EDDIE MURPHY JUST DID A BODY SHOT OFF A HOOKER. IM NEVER COMING HOME
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I don't wanna be gay for a night.
I think it would be worth it for free alcohol.
After the party last night, I dreamt I continued drinking... Apparently my subconscious didn't think I'd had enough...
Somehow I've got the party rigged to where I get a foot massage every time someone wants a beer out of the fridge. Hellz yeah
Well when I got home you were sitting at the table eating cold, leftover taco meat. I'd say you were pretty far gone by that time.
i have a raging boner for Saturday, day drinking is one of my top favorite things right next to alligator wrestling and blowing shit up
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He called me piss drunk at 7:30pm while cooking bacon and said he was going to bed. I don't think he's taking it well.
She's been drunk for three days now
Like three straight days. 72 hours
She's been covered in glitter for the last two and somehow she found a monkey
one of these days i'm gonna do a sparkly magical girl transformation into snoop dogg
OMG I COULD FUCK HIM FOR POT, THIS CHANGES THE WHOLE GAME.
After passing out at the kitchen table, you woke up in my parents bed in between them. With no pants on.
Babe if there was a way to give a back rub and head at the same time that's what I would ask for my birthday, Christmas and of course right now. Please think about how and get back to me.
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