Pussy?
how
Wat do u mean how?
tell me how a rose bowl party involves waking up to find a raccoon in my kitchen cabinet eating my oreos the next morning?
you made me have a moment of silence for the half of a sub sandwich that you dropped on the floor earlier
Yeah I hope so. Definately just saw two freshmen in very authentic togas and cotton ball beards. This new class is stepping it up.
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I can't tell if I miss summer or 5 times a day sex more.
I'm sitting on the patient chair, waiting for my vagina to be violated & "i don't want to miss a thing" has been playing on repeat. WHY IS THIS HAPPENING TO ME.
I am never taking advice from you again. The high heels in the shower were a bad idea. I orgasmed and almost drowned.
If I can't pick up a cat lady, I probably need to turn to Internet dating.
he tried to do a one handed cartwheel to showoff but knocked himself out cold. fuckin jagerbombs will kill that man.
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I wrote my name on his balls in sharpie. In the homosexual world that's like a diamond ring. Shits permanent.
He wrote me poetry. 12 hours after getting my number
My mom just told me the story of how she met my dad through prison. How was your saturday?
this case of pbr just wont end. i keep finding more.
His penis looked like how I would imagine Satan's pinky finger.
While I appreciate the pity sex (seriously, THANK YOU) we should not do it 3feet away from my ex when he's passed out next time. Awkward.
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