Consumer Beware: Redhead has herpes.
You cheat on me once, shame on me. You cheat on me with a white girl, it's fucking over
I just noticed that when I sneeze...my nipples get hard.
If you ever get the opportunity, make fun of how small his dick is for me
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Good news. Isn't krabs. Bad news. Not sure what it is. Worse news. Encouraged not to fuck till known. Great news getting laid tonight
I went to the haunted house just to see her - Hello new fetish!
All right cuz right now I'm in one of those moods where the shear thought of doing anything more strenuous than making a sandwich has me wanting to curl up in the feeble position and splash around in a puddle of my own tears.
True. On an unrelated note I helped post bail for both of our ex girlfriends last night. Russian roulette: guess which one is pregnant?
Went to work in the same clothes from last night, completely covered in glitter...I didn't choose the hag life, the hag life chose me
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Sitting on the toilet ... Eatin pizza with one hand, petting my cat with the other. I love a sad drunken life
i think im in europe. pls send help
Every time I try to do something productive I end up searching ghost porn.
He just jumped up off the couch, screamed "ITS OVER NINE THOUSAND!" And then attempted to fly out the window like a bird. I don't know nor do I care to know what just happened
so.. please tell me you did not really sleep on the washing machine last night
guilty
You told your boyfriend he needed to fuck you in the tree because it would make you guys one with nature.
Did he?
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