Seriously, stop being so datable w your movie/song prefs
I just caught myself dancing like an old lady in the shower. Have I reached the age where booty dancing stops and swaying of the upper body begins?
Adam has been drinking
Who has his phone
Adam does
dont worry, it'll just be a conversation starter like "why did you get that pierced?" or "wow, i got arrested there too"
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Just a heads up. Everytime I get arrested in Maine I claim I lost my ID and use your name.
You claimed your dick was a divining rod, spun in a circle 3 times and walked into the bar you stopped in front of...consequently there was a bikini shoot going on
Also I legit had a girl at my bar crying tonight saying to her friend "why did he have to take his top off ?"
I only saw you for about 5 min, but you were rambling about how not even the whiskey could make you fight the skeleton guards.
Ran into his mom at the bar, i told her "i know he's married now but I'd still do him"
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And I can say one thing, I look pretty good in high wasted pants. I don't know if that helps. But I do. God I'm high.
i got to hold a baby today and i loved it and i want a baby but actually i'm going to make an appointment to get birth control now.
She makes him look at her naked pics before she sends them to someone she's actually going to fuck. I think this makes him mayor of the friend zone.
He left for work so I drank pickle juice from his fridge
I preemptively put on a cape before eating a bunch of weed brownies. Best decision ever.
I promised to leave my panties on but I didn't promise to not have sex
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