he quoted Bring It On. It's over.
Ive been tazing him too get him immuned. He will be unstopable.
No. I remember how loud you used to get. Trust me.
the pic of her and her boyfriend fell off the wall as we were fucking.
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I just want to point out that nothing makes my hickie/hangover more obvious than sleeping in a scarf and sunglasses. nothing.
Did strip banana grams actually happen last night
it's almost 8pm and i'm still hungover. at what point do i alert someone?
Just got a blowjob from a coed in exchange for saving her an iPhone 5 when I get them in stock. Sometimes it's awesome to be a Verizon employee.
He held back my hair as I puked, then kindly asked me to slightly move my head over and pissed right next to my face.
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Well he's a 33 year old furniture salesman that picked up at 19 year old buying a bedroom set for her room. I can see how that would be awkward
Is being in jail an excusable absence?
You told him about your cats? I told his friend to put his dick in my mouth, and you talked about cats!?
You need to be on (or possibly create) the international emoji committee to address all of these glaring oversights
ive started thanking my toys after masturbating. might be time to get some fuck boys
Apparently I called down to the hotel front desk and begged them to bring us pizza. They brought us tea.
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