Me too. Send a cab. Order food.
Seriously, it was like sucking my thumb.. and im not even saying that to be spiteful b/c he is a really nice guy.
So are you the girl that gave me herpes? or was that the girl from the night before
Ummmm yeah ..,.. All three girlfriends I have right now are chatting with each other at the party...... I'll see you on the other side
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hey you sure the big one didn't have a penis she left the seat up
I dont know why the TSA people are looking at me wierd. I mean there is no way i am the only hungover college girl here with nine tally marks on her hand and last nights glitter on her face
Changed it back. Somehow I didn't think my profile pic should be me shirtless on ecstasy, ya know?
I just realized that I have to choose between a future orthopedic surgeon and a dude currently in jail. My life is so fucked.
Is there a word in the English dictionary for impressed, yet disgusted?
I think the word you're looking for is flabbergasted.
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On the food pyramid big dick are "sometimes foods"
Dude I'm driving around California right now hiding little bags of weed in random places like Easter eggs so that I can come back and find them later
He had really great hair, but he told me he's been in a psych ward three times. I mean I know I'm a psych major, but that's too much.
Using the money underagers give me to buy this semesters books.. My mom would be so proud
Sometimes in life you just have to realize the security deposit isn't worth it.
i feel as though me waking up and asking her if i went to the hospital was a sign that i was not okay
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