you dont publicly announce someones alcholism over facebook. you dont out someone like that.
We were naked in his bed when he asked me "what should we do?"
Turns out I was the only one drinking. I broke one guy's bed and kicked another in the face. Then when an RA came by I shouted to let him in he's gonna find the vodka anyway. Great night
Dude, so the police showed up at my house with my wallet told me they found it in the church fountain then handed me a pamphlet on AA saying it was from the pastor. What happend?
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i think when the guy sitting in the corner singing tells you you're too drunk, you're too drunk.
Side note... I would pay good money to have witnessed the reaction of onlookers as I sprinted down Armtiage with a 15 lb bag of peanuts under my arm
You had the nerve to crowd surf to your own bedroom.. I guess watching Aladdin high was probably the best idea ever
We have started to decorate penises.
So apparently nutella and chocolate body paint aren't actually the same thing.
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Any residual attraction has just been ruthlessly murdered by that mustache.
What if there is no right person? Maybe it's just the right cat. Or the right 12 cats.
He said it wasn't ladylike of me to drink more whiskey than him. I told him to stop being a little bitch.
You stopped loving me for a minute.
You sent me "Is nap," I don't think that really counts as a conversation starter.
I have alotted at least an hour for ugly crying.
I need a significant other who'll eat Skittles from my boobs
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