The solution to mudbutt is never ever Clorox wipes. It stings soooooooo bad.
found scuba porn. totally not sexy. life continues to disappoint.
Dad, is it in any way illegal for me to run around throwing handfuls of lucky charms at people tomorrow?
you're kidding right?
How do you tell someone who's buying a pregnancy test to have a nice day .... Like how
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I finally fell asleep and like an hour later he wakes me up and says "I've always to be woken up w a blowjob." Um, that's not how it works asshole.
Made out with a mannequin all morning in cpr training, so im ready to party
In related news... Actually, nope. I don't have any orgy-related news. You win.
Hahahaha don't tempt me. Remember we're trying to avoid airport jail if possible
then I ended up getting a lapdance from my TA...I love college.
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Okay, maybe filling water balloons with vodka was not our best idea.
I'm just bringing him "breakfast," and breakfast may lead to lunch and dinner, but that doesn't mean I want the mealplan.
This lady is talking to me and all I can think about is getting face fucked and doing cocaine. Not neccesarily together and not neccesarily in that order
Just fucked my ex's brother. It is clear I dated the wrong one. Is it wrong for me to continue to fuck this one?
Feel free to drag me back to reality at your convenience
Eventually the conversation shifted (as it always does) to Sex toys.
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