Dude i dont know how people can complain that waterboarding is such a bad thing. I just sat through a fucking puddle of mudd show. Now thats torture
looks like were buying each other an abortion for our one year present...
i think beer pong is the only time ive ever found a use for geometry
Everybody was literally kung fu fighting
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It's amazing how many friends she makes simply by carrying that flask of whiskey everywhere she goes.
I saw someone get arrested while I was moving out...this has to be a good sign.
After your mom took her 12th and fatal tequila shot she proceeded to fall head first into the bonfire... Guess I don't have to fear getting old after all
I found what appears to be half an E pill and part of a tooth in my pocket this morning
My dream had 1 penis and 2 pizzas in it. Priorities?
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Omg, looked at my call history, and judging by the times of calls it took me like half hour to walk home frommcds
You missed me roundhouse kicking a lit glow stick out of a guy's mouth last night. You would have been proud.
his face was nice enough, but his choice of footwear screamed columbian drug lord
You think you know everything because you're wearing a sweater
I'm not gay but if a lesbian wants to eat my box out I'm not gonna say no to someone who knows what they're doing.
he's the kind of guy you give a fake number to and he still finds out your real number anyway...
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