Is this going to be a big send off or a somber occasion? Just need to know if I should start drinking on the train or not.
Pat told us he showed us his penis because he's "a nice guy".
In a bar in glasgow talking to a 12 year old about life. Welcome to Kentucky.
just found preset five on the shower head...pretty sure my pussy just had a panic attack
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Ah shit... I sleep-ate chocolate pudding again.
I had to drink a couple beers this morning so I could attend the keg race. Hangover had to dissipate or it wasn't happening.
just filed my taxes drunk as balls. i may be going to jail.
Yes. I feel like complaining about sex all the time with a 21 year old might be punishable by death of the sex gods so I try not to
Idk I somehow continue to get laid by pulling my dick out and reciting the 3 world country orphan kid commercials
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He gave me twenty cool ranch tacos and declared, drunk, " Look, I do good"
At this point, I wouldn't be surprised if he laughs at all of our attempts to keep him sober.
How likely is it that we can see each other tomorrow night? I want to shave my legs in good faith but it's cold outside and my bathroom is drafty.
We just did a u turn on the highway to settle a dispute in a game of slug bug
Sitting on couch, workout sex makes me more sore than regular workout
Everybody at Lexi's party found out I'm both a screamer and a moaner after he ate me out on the pool table downstairs. Just another sunday night in Alaska
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