he texted me telling him i gave him the clap. but i think he gave it to me and i gave it back to him
Not only is chick snoring like a 48 year old man but she's farting in rhythm
We did face masks and fucked...he really isn't gay, what they say about europeans is just true
The last thing I remember was doing a line in the shape of Texas
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we can fight about whose fault it is later....naked.
I can only take thier stupid "I think beauty school is for me" routine so long until I have to bitch slap them with some knowledge
My cat clawed my face because i tried to give it a foot massage...never doing shrooms again.
Well, I convinced myself I had a sixth toe and then I ripped it off. So I PRAY you're doing better than me.
I just want to be naked all the time but not in a sexual, come-hither and look at my ass sort of way. In a slightly chubby yet not ashamed way as I eat Taco Bell and lay on soft fuzzy blankets.
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Next time someone asks you what your spirit animal is do you really want to answer the iowa state fair butter cow?
Just traded a shot of whiskey for a warm PBR on public transit. It's that's sort of night already.
If I could run through a field of Reece's and Oreos, dive off a milkfall into a bowl of cereal. My Life would complete.
You kept chewing on the empty milk carton and saying "kitty" over and over again. It was an interesting night.
Next time I take edibles I'm getting chipotle to cater the event
Is it possible for mice to climb? If so I think mice are climbing into my bed in the night and playing with my hair..
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