Car fucking is for special occasions like birthdays and bank holidays. Don't want to lose the magic by making it an everyday thing.
conquered wheelchair sex. it's rather convenient. you'd think it was made for it, with all those handles and adjustable features.
Just witnessed a circumcision at clinical. i suddenly feel a sense of reconciliation over every guy who's done me dirty...
Its official. Girls from Indiana do not give rim jobs.
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Seriously, in what other class can the final major discussion be what bar you're going to with your prof?
Definitely contact high. Thirty miles an hour listening too i can see clearly now wanting too eat the steering wheel
The last time I saw you, you were rolling around on the ground at the bar.....
.....well it was bound to be an interesting night since I was chasing my pulls with pulls....
Normally I would go for him, but there's just way too much vodka under the bridge for that
I just learned a new drink. Sloppy Ninja. Half Saki Half Nyquil
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youre always welcome to strip dance on tables with me Mag. what are friends for.
I went limp when I heard her mom fart from her parents bedroom. It lasted longer than my hard on.
It took years to build this empire of casual fuckings and not carings.
I feel like the first time i have to use my accident insurance its going to be in some sex mishap with you.
My father has a definite type: blonde, busty, 18-22. It was awkward when I was in college, but now I'm over it. I play wingman for him and he buys me expensive purses for the assistance in getting him hooked up with girls younger than me. Win-win.
I got a gay guy to motorboat me. These tits could change the world, I'm telling you.
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