Overheard: "his girlfriend fucks him with the lights off. It's not serious."
lmfao. well really. it's not love if you cringe at the site of his anus.
He left a cum stain in the shape of a heart on my sheets.
He's like the Bob Ross of love stains.
I just made out with a girl with a life jacket on wtf is going on
yeah my parents were only ten feet away and we somehow managed to do it in five different positions without them noticing
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You've got more to offer than just money. Come on. You have an awesome rack.
I just don't know what he sees in my vagina...and that scares me.
Passing out is just my bodies way of protecting my liver.
I'm currently looking through google images of circumsized penises and realizing how vital pre-marital sex is.
we are blowing up condoms and making balloons and we’re drunk on the floor. You could have come to school here
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just peed in rthe mens room but seranaeded them with adelle the whole timee so they didnt mind
Two words that describe last night: naked and backflips.
Nothing says Merry Christmas like gifting a bottle of rum and finishing it yourself then leaning over at the dinner table to puke it back up.
We really gotta change brands again because 2-ply is making us feel like the celebrities we aren't.
Best day ever, my junk is bigger than Kate Uptons boyfriends. Yay for Fappening day!
Jimmy johns delivers to the bar behind work. Happy vodka day!
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