btw.sex in the wood isnt as romantic as it seems.heels kept sinking in the dirt and pine needles were sticking to the fishnets
i wish i had your life
And don't be too jealous. Drinking alone watching a chick flick and masturbating isn't nearly as glamorous as it sounds
Now there's vomit covered trash all over the front lawn. I feel accomplished
Not sure if this is better or worse than the discovery that bourbon and hot chocolate is a viable combo
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I just saw him carrying his little sister while walking his puppy. And he was shirtless. I swear my ovaries just exploded
Smoked all day yesterday and even more today. Just survived high dinner with mom and sister. Thought I might eat the whole table
No longer is one of my lifelong dreams to ride in a kangaroo pouch. You have eternally ruined that for me. Thank you.
Correction... Drunk on winter break. There are no days of the week on break.
friends are allowed to bang on New Years, I read it on the Internet somewhere.
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I mean if you can't appreciate a good looking dick then just get out.
We just had sex on an abandoned logging road while wearing snow shoes. God bless Montana boys.
I also told the bartender he probably had a beautiful spleen
so, i take that as a legit invitation into his pants
Can I come over and get it in, take a nap in ur bed, grab some poptarts and then leave?
You haven't lost that air of class about you...
Dude... this pee is not alleged
YOU SAT ON MY LAP!
Wuddup pee lap
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