The guy asked if i had a problem w/set schedules
I just pulled the condom that i lost on tues out of me at work ewwww!
just once id like to meet someone on craigslist who isnt fat
Going to get tested monday. You're coming with. Bonding time, slut style.
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Knitting and drinking wine. Forget my 21st birthday, might as well just skip to my 60th
I'm so proud of your ability to turn my Charlie horse last night into anal sex.
New drinking game. Every time Romney and Santorum switch leads, take a shot.
....this is what your political science major is getting you?
I want to get my vag crammed with complete loss of every bit of dignity I have left by this man from every angle on every flat surface that exists. That is all.
Please stop hiding condoms in my house. If I want to have sex with you, I will let you know. FYI, my mom found the ones hidden behind the milk. She was not happy.
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Nothing says "I support my fellow man" like taking your friends recently divorced dad to a strip club and bar hopping with us to get him laid by an upgrade.
Oddly enough I feel totally fine now. Clonazapam and red bull the breakfast of champions.
You said this was your mistake shot and then vomited on the tv. Never forget.
Nothing will stop me from making the title of my paper "The Great Political Cock Block." Absolutely nothing.
He just peed in the cab. I repeat..IN.
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Gloves*
Out of all the words to correct, you chose gloves??
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