thx for the lesson on dirrty dancing
p.s. this guy just tipped me with ecstasy pills. is this real life
So I'm cool with the whole break up, but it sure is a shame we didn't get to use those handcuffs.
you threw your tampon into someones open car window...while they were driving.
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there are 2 things i love giving: blowjobs & backrubs. how can i tell them that without sounding like a slut
They have an open bar at this baby shower. I was born to be Cuban.
Im sweating champagne and woke up in nothing but a tuxedo jacket. What didnt go wrong last night?
Fuckbuddy couldn't meet, so she's trying to find a substitute to come fuck me. Best. Fuckbuddy. Ever.
4 girls bringing me taco bell. this is what dreams are made of.
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Like hey, "you just spent $135k to go to a nobody law school to drive a mini van, be a dj, live in a smalllll ass apartment that smells like cats and your girlfriend fucks other guys."
bro your seconds weren't very sloppy last night, is everything ok?
1. Why did we have the team Chirstmas party in November 2. Why didn't anyone tell me the coaches were invited 3. Why did coach get the giant vibrator I brought
I may forget my underwear, but you can count on me for drugs and plan b
Hope you’re getting action boo.
Definitely no. I woke up next to a bag of McDonald's.
Idk, I know when I drink vodka my bi side comes out and I just want to make out with a girl
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