I just heard these 2 kids from flint and Detroit arguing over whose economy is worse... It's really sad what passes for competition in Michigan these days
it was a 10 min screaming orgasm. i don't care that you were next door and didn't appreciate all the noise.
told weddin planner we wanted to work in ceremonial body shots before vows. she hasnt reponded yet...
How is it I was the last to know everyone calls me tig ole bitties? Did y'all have a meeting about this that I wasn't invited to?
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I'm confused are we getting high or did someone actually die?
I was trying to be an adult about it and simply deal with the situation, but a bowl seemed much more comforting.
Listen. I don't care if its "nontoxic" im not putting it in my fucking vagina.
We are buying drugs from a guy with a Jesus fish on his dodge caravan.
She got tired so now we're making anyone who has a stupid idea go into her bedroom so she can sleepslur "good idea" or "baaaad idea." We're calling her the queen of the misguided.
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lets do drugs on my lunch break tomorrow
You guys had reggaeton music playing while dry humping? Definition of romance.
How does one get out of sexting without being rude? I'm trying to watch Downtown Abbey
You wanna know what I want to eat? Questionable Mexican food before I go drink. Makes for excitement. Will I puke it up or shit my pants
Naptime over. I've got fresh contacts and tequila. RAAAAAAGE!
How are you and the lady friend?
Well, she's a lunatic, and I love sex, so we're good.
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