Its Shannon Doherty lazy not Forest Whittaker lazy
I think whatever his name is just puked on the stairs. Just an fyi for the morning. Love you.
Half of elefante. Gelafin galaxy
Dude he's not responding... I'll take that as an unpleasant visit to the clinic
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
holy fuck that shirt looks so good on him, it was like he was born with it on. that shirt deserves a blow
We're using joints as your birthday candles
Old men love us. For they have fine taste and disturbing minds.
When was the last time you made a good decision when you could've made a shitty one
I had a salad today
Screwed a girl without a condom but hey at least you got your veggies
i am willing to donate my body to this science experiment when it means free blowjobs
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I like making it seem like it's at least a little bit difficult to hook up with me
I have to shave my legs first. I'm afraid tiny woodland creatures will fly out if he tries touches them.
I sent him a tex saying, "I thought my intentions were clear" drunk me has some balls.
I love how my parents bring water bottles filled with vodka on family trips
HIDE THE INFLATABLE PENIS
She said cowgirls can can pee standing up and proceeded to pull up her dress and drop her underwear.
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