hey in girl talk does "want to come over tonight and have some beers with me?" mean i want wiener?
Yes, it's true. 4 fingers.
You stuck the head of a rubber chicken you found in her house up your ass and then started running around her living room. Naked.
I sat down with you and helped you write your will last night. I was THAT convinced that you weren't waking up.
You couldve had sex with 2 drunk chicks on an alligator slide.
you walked in on him eating me out and screamed SHE'LL BREAK YOUR HEART BRO before body slamming on the ground and passing out on the floor
Please come over, I'm slowly melting into a ball of sexual frustration. If I'm not dead by the end of the day be very surprised.
It's gay softball weekend. Lots of hot gay strangers to go home with.
Duuuuuuuuuuck. and by that i mean fruuuuuuuuck. and by that i mean fuuuck
So how do I get back in good graces for trying to trade you for superbowl tickets?
My life has turned into sitting in the driveway listening to Total Eclipse of the Heart while staring at the Blue Moon. Hey, August. Let's be nice. I need help.
Is it okay to mention my ambition to become a supervillian and kill all humans on a first date, or is that a second date discussion?
We just broke up and deleting his dick pics is the hardest thing I've ever had to do.
If a weird guy texts you in the near future asking if you are satan just go with it
I put him in the supply closet, used the copy paper to build a fort around him and his wheelchair, then he fucked me in the fort.
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