would you consider dating someone with braces an investment?
Where is the hickey?
I was just at the urinal, started to go, then farted, then said oh yea out loud, then heard someone move in the stall behind me
Just put a picture of dead dolphins on her wall...told her the oil spill was her fault.
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You may or may not have poured bacon fat down her shirt
A pack of naked men just sprinted down the street screaming in German. It's 5 AM.
I thought monday through wednesday was a YOLO free zone.
I dunno what the deal was, but you spent about an hour trying to put your phone charger in the outlet and you were yelling "one plug to rule them all"
Can you find me some 'I threw up in my hair last night' medicine?
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Why are you taking pics in the bathroom with the plunger? I mean you still look hot and I'm totally going to wack off to it.
Something about the fact that I could do coke off her ass cheeks just speaks to me
He's hot....knda sweaty, drunk smells like feet....but he's hung like a whale....so in other words totally your type
We are gonna have a bake sale and the preceded will go towards the abortion
Yeaaaaa...im super disgusted with myself lol...which is interesting, considering all of the things I have done in my life...
Come on baby if you haven't had a Charleston chew eatin out of your ass you just ain't livin right.
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