I wonder if he just picks random boners to send or just the realy impressive ones
I am drunk at a castle and it isn't even 3. Europe is amazing.
We learned a lot about one another. I showed him around the town I grew up in and he informed me that he has had a threesome and killed a cat
If eating a cheesesteak naked doesn't make me feel better, then I don't know what will.
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She almost killed me. The shot she handed me had tacks in it. Wtf?!
he also bled all over my floor. unrelated to cats but true nonetheless.
Exactly, there's no such thing as commitment at foam n' glow
We discussed how many times we've passed out during sex. The answers may shock you.
I appreciate the I'll come bail you out of jail tone in the text
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He's been pretending to be gay for 3 months in order to get free weed.
I've spent so much time on tinder lately I just tried to left swipe an instagram photo of my neighbor
Ok. After that I think I'm going to drag queen jello wrestling if you would care to join.
What do you mean relationship? He paid for my tires and I gave him a blow job.
On cleanup... i've counted 94 solo cups so far.. oh, and i found a miniature top hat in the microwave
So what if is hockey, you don’t turn down sex with a professional athlete. They work out all day and have amazing stamina. Your vagina will thank you!
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